I apologize to everyone. I haven't been very active lately, but it's for good (?) reason. My little world of dating has successfully imploded. My boyfriend of several months has been unfaithful with other women. Yes, women. That was plural intentionally. This is sadly, expected, as he has been distancing himself for the last month or so. Still, no bueno.
I just wanted to take a brief moment to share a story from earlier today.
After some moonshine and ihop last night, I woke this morning (OK, afternoon), and reactivated my online dating profile.
I got a message almost instantly! Woot! Good sign!
The conversation started like this:
(usernames not displayed for privacy, and * placed by me)
Him: hey. You are really sexy. I'd love to chat with you and get to know you better. Do you like getting your face f**ked?
me: Seriously? Crude
and ended like this....
Me: Alright, as you are clearly not getting the picture let me clarify: I am not interested. Please do not message me again or I will be blocking/reporting you.
Him:Whatever. Stuck up c*nt. Hope you die in a fire.
I didn't even share the worst part. You're welcome :-)
Yep. Welcome back to the dating world. ugh.
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